27 Ferris Bueller Quotes To Make Your Day Awsome

Ferris Bueller quotes have always been popular on the web. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is an American teen comedy film written, co-produced, and directed by John Hughes in 1986, and co-produced by Tom Jacobson. Ferris Bueller is a high-school idler who spends a day off from school, with Mia Sara and Alan Ruck. Ferris regularly breaks the fourth wall (a convention in which an invisible, imagined wall separates actors from the audience) to explain techniques and inner thoughts.

Barbara Bush (wife of George H. W. Bush) also used dialogue from the film in a speech in 1990. The film became one of the top-grossing films of the year and was enthusiastically acclaimed by critics and audiences alike. Broderick was nominated as the Best actor for a Golden Globe Award in 1986. The film came 26th in the British 50 Greatest Comedy Films. In 2016, it was re-released with Pretty in Pink to celebrate their 30th anniversary. Here are the best Ferris Bueller quotes to make your day awesome.

1. This is my ninth sick day this semester. It’s pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I’m probably going to have to barf up a lung, so I better make this one count. – Ferris Bueller

2. How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this? – Ferris Bueller

3. The question isn’t ‘what are we going to do,’ the question is ‘what aren’t we going to do?’ – Ferris Bueller

4. The question isn’t ‘what are we going to do,’ the question is ‘what aren’t we going to do?’– Ferris Bueller

5. If you’re not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend. – Ferris Bueller

6. I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, cause I’m the nurse who likes to… – Ferris Bueller

7. I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car. – Ferris Bueller

8. I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being born under a bad sign? – Ferris Bueller

9. The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom; I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh… you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. That’s worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you’re bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It’s a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. – Ferris Bueller

10. He’ll keep calling me, he’ll keep calling me till I come over, he’ll make me feel guilty. – Ferris Bueller

11. Oh, he’s very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads – they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude. – Ferris Bueller

12. Look don’t make me participate in your stupid crap if you don’t like the way I do it. – Ferris Bueller quotes

13. Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism’s in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, ‘I don’t believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.’ Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off people. – Ferris Bueller

14. Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond. – Ferris Bueller

15. Cameron has never been in love – at least, nobody’s ever been in love with him. If things don’t change for him, he’s gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she’s gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won’t respect him, because you can’t respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn’t work. – Ferris Bueller

16. Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. – Ferris Bueller

17. I don’t believe in -isms, I just believe in me. – Ferris Bueller

18. Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism’s in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, ‘I don’t believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.’ Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off people. – Ferris Bueller

19. The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom; I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a deadlock, but, uh… you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. That’s worse than school. – Ferris Bueller

20. Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. – Ferris Bueller quotes

21. Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond. – Ferris Bueller

22. I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car. – Ferris Bueller

23. Who is it? (pause) Oh, I’m sorry. I can’t come to the door right now. I’m afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences. You can reach my parents at their places of business. Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being. Have a nice day! – Ferris Bueller

24 .Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism’s in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, ‘I don’t believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.’ Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off people. – Ferris Bueller

25. Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond. – Ferris Bueller

26. Ladies and gentlemen, you are such a wonderful crowd, we’d like to play a little tune for you. It’s one of my personal favorites and I’d like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn’t think he’s seen anything good today – Cameron Frye, this one’s for you. – Ferris Bueller

27. Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. – Ferris Bueller

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Nakul Grover

Nakul Grover, author of Superhuman In You and the one who runs this blog. He has been writing on self-improvement since 2014. Featured on various websites, his works have helped thousands of people to live an extraordinary life. He loves spending his leisure hours in reading books and learning new skills.

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