31 Robert Orben Quotes To Empower Your Life

Robert Orben has the unique ability to turn the most serious situation into a lighter one with the elements of his expertise, comedy, and magic. He wrote books for magicians and his comic one-liners were often used by many standup comedians to enhance their comic appeal. He has also worked as a speechwriter. Robert Orben quotes have taken from his outstanding works.

Born in March 1927 in the USA, he started off his career as a comedy writer using various gags as a part of the content for his multiple books. His first successful book was “Encyclopedia Of Pattern”. On being appreciated for his comic content he started a comedy newsletter “Orben’s Current Comedy” which was a huge hit for the next 30 years. In the year 1973, he moved to politics by starting working as a speechwriter to vice president Gerald .R.Ford and gradually with his constant efforts went on to become special assistant and director of speechwriting department of the White House. Here are the best Robert Orben quotes to inspire your life.

1. To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so. – Robert Orben

2. More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments. – Robert Orben

3. There’s so much pollution in the air now that if it weren’t for our lungs there’d be no place to put it all. – Robert Orben

4. Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people. – Robert Orben

5. Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.- Robert Orben

6. Washington is a place where politicians don’t know which way is up and taxes don’t know which way is down. – Robert Orben

7. Quit worrying about your health. It will go away. – Robert Orben

8. Love is so confusing – you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the first thing you do? Turn out the lights! – Robert Orben

9. Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. – Robert Orben

10. What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds. – Robert Orben

11. A compliment is verbal sunshine. – Robert Orben

12. I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. – Robert Orben

13. With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they’d bust it to Corporal! – Robert Orben

14. Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it’s filled with wisdom. Sometimes it’s filled with feet. – Robert Orben

15. Time flies. It’s up to you to be the navigator. – Robert Orben

16. Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.Robert Orben

17. A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. – Robert Orben

18. Don’t think of it as a failure. Think of it as a time-released success. – Robert Orben

19. I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it – after all, they’ve already given us tasteless bread. – Robert Orben

20. Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. – Robert Orben

21. If you can laugh together, you can work together. – Robert Orben

22. There are days when it takes all you’ve got just to keep up with the losers. – Robert Orben

23. Spring is God’s way of saying, ‘One more time!’- Robert Orben

24. Do your kids a favor – don’t have any. – Robert Orben

25. Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben

26. Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. – Robert Orben quotes

27. Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. – Robert Orben

28. Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that’s not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral. – Robert Orben

29. Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings. – Robert Orben

30. Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

31. Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. – Robert Orben

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Nakul Grover

Nakul Grover, author of Superhuman In You and the one who runs this blog. He has been writing on self-improvement since 2014. Featured on various websites, his works have helped thousands of people to live an extraordinary life. He loves spending his leisure hours in reading books and learning new skills.

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