31 Tyrion Lannister Quotes From GOT That You Cannot Miss Reading

Tyrion Lannister Quotes have always been favorite for millions of people. Tyrion Lannister is without a doubt the most strong character from the Game of Thrones. Originally the fictional character is a part of A Song of Ice and fire which is a series of a fantasy novel by author George R.R Martin.  He was born in 273 AC and is the third child of Joana and Lord Tywin. As his mother dies giving him birth, he is highly disregarded from his father.

In television adaptation, the character of Tyrion Lannister is played by Peter Dinklage. Tyrion’s father disregards him, and he was also verbally abused by his sister in his childhood. His character of insightful advisor, an amiable speaker, wins hearts and thus Tyrion Lannister quotes had got the popularity it deserved. Throughout his journey, he had suffered from humiliation and ridicule he still somehow manages to survive. To him, his books are the most significant weapons as he uses it often for exploring the world and killing his enemies. Here are the best Tyrion Lannister quotes from Game of Thrones that you cannot miss reading.

1. It’s even better luck to suck a dwarf’s cock. – Tyrion

2. They say I’m half a man, well what does that make the lot of you? – Tyrion

3. I’m guilty of a far more monstrous crime. I’m guilty of being a dwarf. – Tyrion

4. Death is so final. Whereas life, ah, life is full of possibilities. – Tyrion

5. Shaggar: “How would you like to die, Tyrion, son of Tywin?” Tyrion: “In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl’s mouth around my cock.” – Tyrion

6. I just want to stand on top of the wall and piss off the edge of the world. – Tyrion

7. You can’t fuck your way out of everything. But if one has a mind to, one can try. – Tyrion

8. Casterly Rock is an impregnable fortress. But as a good friend of mine once said: give me 10 good men, and I’ll impregnate the bitch. – Tyrion

9. Oh, my mistake. I suppose he stares at you longingly because he’s hopeful for a successful military alliance. – Tyrion

10. Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you. – Tyrion

11. A wise man once said the true history of the world is a history of great conversations in elegant rooms. – Tyrion

12. What sort of imbecile arms an assassin with his own blade? – Tyrion

13. The lord of light wants his enemies burned. The drowned god wants them drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious cunts? Where is the god of tits and wine? – Tyrion

14. When committing murder, do not use your own blade. – Tyrion

15. Drinking and lust. No man can match me in these things. I am the god of tits and wine. – Tyrion

16. I try to know as many people as I can. You never know which one you’ll need. – Tyrion

17. I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you’re safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you’ll know the debt is paid. – Tyrion

18. My brother has his sword, King Robert has his Warhammer and I have my mind…and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone if it is to keep its edge. That’s why I read so much Jon Snow. – Tyrion

19. You don’t have to be a bastard for this one. You are what you are, never let anyone make you feel ashamed of it! Unless you’re the kind of bastard who’s a jerk, not the illegitimate child kind. You should definitely feel ashamed for being a jerk. – Tyrion

20. The possibility of a Black Widow movie is what keeps me going. – Tyrion

21. Along and bloody tale. To be honest I was drunk for most of it. – Tyrion

22. We’ve had vicious kings, and we’ve had idiot kings, but I don’t know if we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king! – Tyrion

23. You’re in the great game now, and the great game is terrifying. – Tyrion

24. Let me give you some advice, bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you. – Tyrion

25. Schemes and plots are the same thing. – Tyrion

26. Not this time. We’ll be staying at the finest castles and inns. No one turns away a Lannister. – Tyrion

27. It’s not using people, it’s just convenient friendships. – Tyrion

28. Oh Lancel, tell my friend Bronn to please kill you if anything should happen to me. – Tyrion

29. I am not questioning your honor, I am denying its existence. – Tyrion

30. What do I want from you? I want you to share my tent. I want you to pour my wine, laugh at my jokes, rub my legs when they’re sore after a day’s ride. I want you to take no other man to bed as long as we’re together. And I want you to fuck me like it’s my last night in this world. Which it may well be. – Tyrion

31. Anyone named Desmond Crakehall must be a pervert. – Tyrion

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